Humans are the Worst/Timeline - Revision history

Dave at 22:49, 30 May 2014

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Dave at 01:57, 11 April 2014

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Dave at 02:25, 8 April 2014

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Created page with "== Earth launches its first interstellar vessel == Tone: light === Humans terraform an alien species out of existence === Tone: dark ==== Why did the colonists decide to conti..."

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== Earth launches its first interstellar vessel ==
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=== Humans terraform an alien species out of existence ===
Tone: dark
==== Why did the colonists decide to continue with the terraforming? ====

A: Because corporate and religious interests won out over the moral high ground.

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=== [[Governor Spall]] becomes a martyr for those oppressed by the monolithic corporations ===

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=== Splinter group of the [[Sunshine Movement]] moves to terraform a new world ===

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==== Why was the [[Brotherhood of the Sun]] forced to leave the colony of [[New Dallas]]? ====

A: Because [[Brother Joshua]] killed [[Dal]],the leader of the movement.

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== The Great Corporate Colonial Conflict ==

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=== The Genetic Branding Backlash ===

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=== The free colonists of [[Draxis]] devolve into fascism ===

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=== The [[Arm of Spall]] evacuates colonists from [[Draxis]] ===

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=== Terraforming bomb set off on [[Draxis Colony]] ===

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=== The first vat-grown super-soldiers are created by [[Viacom]] ===

Also known as [[Tom Cruise soldiers]]

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== Genetic engineering accelerates exploration ===

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== Period of isolation ==

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=== Rise and fall of the [[Church of the Frontier]] ===

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=== Rise of the [[Imperial Protectorate]] ===

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==== Why did the military overthrow the government? ====

Private meeting of military leaders to discuss the government, and what ought to be done.

Present:
* [[General Von Wilderbrand]]
* [[Lily Von Wildebrand]], her wife
* [[General Alexi]]
* time: approach of government spies

A: The government mismanaged colony resources

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=== Uprising by the [[Arm of Spall]] ===

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=== Night of long knives for the [[Imperial Protectorate]] ===

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== Re-expansion to Old Earth ==

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== Age of Empires ==

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=== The first [[Predestined People]] are created ===

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=== Super soldiers are incorporated into the [[Catarri]] armed forces ===

Soldiers improved with DNA from [[Praxis]] mutants

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=== War of [[Vivo V]] ===

Death of [[Xenopures]] at [[Catarri]] hands

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==== What act of aggression started the war? ====

Meeting between both sides:
* [[Catarri Trade Union]] representative [[Volgor Flopswet]]
* [[Xenoguild of Commerce]] representative [[Seitan]]
* his assistant [[Dani]]
* third-party translator [[Pierp]]

A: the translator poisoned relations by translating incorrectly

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=== [[Catarri]] create a casted society ===
The first ever with castes based on genetic modification

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== The last human dies ==

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=== [[Quorum of Agassi]] ===
An endangered species act that aims to preserve human life

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==== What happened to [[Carl]]? ====
Carl was the last human alive.

A: he died of a fright-induced heart attack when approached by super post-humans

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-{{Microscope/event|light|[[Governor Spall]] becomes a martyr for those oppressed by the monolithic corporations}}
+{{Microscope/event|light|[[Governor Spall]] of the [[New Dallas]] Colony becomes a martyr for those oppressed by the monolithic corporations}}
 {{Microscope/event|light|Splinter group of the [[Sunshine Movement]] moves to terraform a new world}}
 {{Microscope/scene|dark|Why was the [[Brotherhood of the Sun]] forced to leave the colony of [[New Dallas]]?}}