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Charles Monster and Rishon think they know better, and that Jayne needs to learn the truth. So when the Startec office is closed due to a major computer malfunction, Charles and Rishon convince Jayne to accompany them to a house that is reportedly haunted.
At first glance the house seems normal, but Charles sees a ghostly girl who appears briefly in the flower garden and then disappears (Jayne sees her too, but pretends not to have), and Rishon is surprised to find that the house's threshold is very weak.
Charles finds an unlocked side door, and Rishon goes in through the front with little trouble. What will they find inside? To be continued… }}{{#set: guest-starring = Charles Monster }}{{#set: guest-starring = Jayne D'Eau }}{{#set: guest-starring = Rishon }}
When the Cat's Away
- In which the home of a vacationing family is inhabited by spectral squatters
Jayne has decided that none of the weird things she has witnessed have been real. She decides that she has been hallucinating, that people have been playing tricks on her, and that things just need to return to normal.
Charles Monster and Rishon think they know better, and that Jayne needs to learn the truth. So when the Startec office is closed due to a major computer malfunction, Charles and Rishon convince Jayne to accompany them to a house that is reportedly haunted.
At first glance the house seems normal, but Charles sees a ghostly girl who appears briefly in the flower garden and then disappears (Jayne sees her too, but pretends not to have), and Rishon is surprised to find that the house's threshold is very weak.
Charles finds an unlocked side door, and Rishon goes in through the front with little trouble. What will they find inside? To be continued… {{#ask: |When the Cat's Away |?title |?chapter number |?blurb |?empty |?label |?image |?parentordinal | sort = chapter number | link = none | format = template | template = SMW campaign chapters level 3 }}