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Two minitars were guarding Ms. G, the patient who was carrying the fairy child. The battle can be summed up as follows: Jack did the most damage with his steel weapons, but ended up seeing stars. In spite of the astrology lesson, he managed to kill one of the monsters. Anton caught the minitar's spear, which is really a big stick, wrestled one and got under-foot of another. Sev kept one minitar from moving by bombarding it with water, having it sink into mud, and making things wet. He also showed how powerful a tidal wave can be. Allan helped out where he could, clearing the way, adding strength to Sev's quick-sand, providing a distraction, and once telling Jack which way he should duck.
In the end, one minitar died, and another escaped. Although Sev wanted to go after the minitar, it was decided that doing so would be a very bad idea.
The heroes broke the lock on Ms. Gwendolyn's door and let themselves in. She didn't seem overly surprised to see them. It took some convincing that they are real and not part of a delusion she is having. At one point, she and Allan touched hands and Allan felt power in her, though he couldn't tell what type. The heroes and Gwendolyn left for Allan's apartment where they hoped she would be safe(r) until it was time to deliver the baby. }}{{#set: starring = Allan Tarik }}{{#set: starring = Anton }}{{#set: starring = Jack Marks }}{{#set: starring = Sev }}{{#set: guest-starring = Gwendolyn }}
The Guards of Ward 1.
- In which the heroes fail to enjoy a play, fight two minitars, and rescue a mother-to-be from HPH.
Allan manages to sneak out of the play undetected... or that is what he would have liked to happen. This new patient (and room mate) whom he can't shake kept following him everywhere, including to the bathroom when Allan (purposeful) wet himself to get out of watching the play. Jack, Sev and Anton, having made preperations to get into Ward 1 with a lot of duct tape and depowering the computers, had already gotten into Ward 1. Allan got in with some guile and smelling slightly of bile (even though he did change into a doctor's uniform, and had his armor on underneath). Allan's shadow, unfortunately, disappeared once they got into Ward 1.
Two minitars were guarding Ms. G, the patient who was carrying the fairy child. The battle can be summed up as follows: Jack did the most damage with his steel weapons, but ended up seeing stars. In spite of the astrology lesson, he managed to kill one of the monsters. Anton caught the minitar's spear, which is really a big stick, wrestled one and got under-foot of another. Sev kept one minitar from moving by bombarding it with water, having it sink into mud, and making things wet. He also showed how powerful a tidal wave can be. Allan helped out where he could, clearing the way, adding strength to Sev's quick-sand, providing a distraction, and once telling Jack which way he should duck.
In the end, one minitar died, and another escaped. Although Sev wanted to go after the minitar, it was decided that doing so would be a very bad idea.
The heroes broke the lock on Ms. Gwendolyn's door and let themselves in. She didn't seem overly surprised to see them. It took some convincing that they are real and not part of a delusion she is having. At one point, she and Allan touched hands and Allan felt power in her, though he couldn't tell what type. The heroes and Gwendolyn left for Allan's apartment where they hoped she would be safe(r) until it was time to deliver the baby. {{#ask: |The Guards of Ward 1. |?title |?chapter number |?blurb |?empty |?label |?image |?parentordinal | sort = chapter number | link = none | format = template | template = SMW campaign chapters level 3 }}