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Allan Tarik was the intern who helped tend Anton's lack-of-wounds. While investigating who bit whom, Allan got Anton a collar with an RFID tag. If one has the right website (or if Anton pushes a button) he can be found.
David Shu has no idea why he sees a bulldog covered in autumn leaves as he falls asleep, but knows something is up when the bulldog starts singing an Irish drinking song. The border of dreams and reality start to blur when the Bulldogs start winning games. }}{{#set: starring = Allan Tarik }}{{#set: starring = Anton }}{{#set: starring = David Shu }}{{#set: label = Prelude }}
Bottle of Change
- In which the were-bulldog population increases
Anton was hanging outside of Copps Coliseum on a night when the Toronto Maple Leafs beat the Montreal Canadiens. Since the Hamilton Bulldogs are the Montreal Canadiens farm team Anton figured it would be fun to heckle the players as they emerged from the building. Being completely intoxicated at the time didn't help either. One by one the players emerged and were not too happy with Anton. In fact one of them was completely pissed off by Anton and attacked transforming into a bulldog at the same time. By using his empty liquor bottle and not feeling any pain Anton was lucky enough to knock out his attacker before being hurt too bad. A few weeks later Anton learned he too could transform into a bulldog. Because of his state of intoxication he can't remember who attacked him and none of the Hamilton Bulldogs are taking responsibility for turning him.
Allan Tarik was the intern who helped tend Anton's lack-of-wounds. While investigating who bit whom, Allan got Anton a collar with an RFID tag. If one has the right website (or if Anton pushes a button) he can be found.
David Shu has no idea why he sees a bulldog covered in autumn leaves as he falls asleep, but knows something is up when the bulldog starts singing an Irish drinking song. The border of dreams and reality start to blur when the Bulldogs start winning games. {{#ask: |Bottle of Change |?title |?chapter number |?blurb |?empty |?label |?image |?parentordinal | sort = chapter number | link = none | format = template | template = SMW campaign chapters level 3 }}