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Earth launches its first interstellar vessel
Humans terraform an alien species out of existence
Q: Why did the colonists decide to continue with the terraforming?
A: Because corporate and religious interests won out over the moral high ground.
Governor Spall of the New Dallas Colony becomes a martyr for those oppressed by the monolithic corporations
Splinter group of the Sunshine Movement moves to terraform a new world
Q: Why was the Brotherhood of the Sun forced to leave the colony of New Dallas?
A: scene answer
The Great Corporate Colonial Conflict
The Genetic Branding Backlash
The free colonists of Draxis devolve into fascism
The Arm of Spall evacuates colonists from Draxis
Terraforming bomb set off on Draxis Colony
The first vat-grown super-soldiers are created by Viacom
Also known as Tom Cruise soldiers
Genetic engineering accelerates exploration
With information from the Draxis terraforming bomb and its fallout, genetically engineered humans are created to be adapted to hostile alien environments.
Period of isolation
After we lose the ability to use wormholes to get around the galaxy, human civilization becomes fragmented and isolated
Rise and fall of the Church of the Frontier
Rise of the Imperial Protectorate
Q: Why did the military overthrow the government?
A: The government mismanaged colony resources

Private meeting of military leaders to discuss the government, and what ought to be done.

Present:

Uprising by the Arm of Spall
Night of long knives for the Imperial Protectorate
Re-expansion to Old Earth
Human-descended species from around the galaxy begin a search for Earth
Age of Empires
The first Predestined People are created
Super soldiers are incorporated into the Catarri armed forces
Soldiers improved with DNA from Draxis mutants
War of Vivo V
Death of Xenopures at Catarri hands
Q: What act of aggression started the war?
A: The translator intentionally poisoned relations by translating incorrectly

Meeting between both sides:

Catarri create a casted society
The first ever with castes based on genetic modification
The last human dies
Quorum of Agassi
An endangered species act that aims to preserve human life
Q: What happened to Carl?
A: He died of a fright-induced heart attack when approached by super post-humans
Carl was the last human alive.

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